Planning A Trip To Burma/Myanmar

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Most countries that you visit usually follow the same pattern; book a flight, maybe apply for a Visa if there’s not an on-entry option, pack your bags, update your Facebook status to make your friends hate you with envy, then skip along to the airport for your trip on that special day.

Not Burma, she’s more complex. She’s high maintenance, demanding and she plays hard to get. She wants to know how bad you want her. But she’s worth the hassle.

Ubein Bridge, Mandalay at sunset

Visa

I opted to get my Burma/Myanmar visa from 132 Sathorn Nua Road, in Bangkok. You have the option to wait for a few days, but being the impatient man that I am, I opted to pay extra to pick it up a few hours later.

Make sure you take 4 passport sized photos with a white background, your passport and to be aware of where you will stay on your first day in Burma. You don’t have to have it booked, just make sure you know the name of an actual hotel in Yangon. Oh, about that – you can only fly to Yangon, but it’s a great starting point anyway.

*Don’t say (on your application) that you’re a writer, journalist, blogger or anything related to that field*

Flights

You can fly directly to Yangon via Bangkok with ‘Air Asia’ if you like. I travelled north to Chiang Mai so I opted to book with one of the many travel agents – you can only fly from Chiang Mai to Yangon on a Thursday and Sunday night. If you’re in Chiang Mai, you can order this through any travel agent within the city.

Currency

Pay attention, kids. I can’t believe how many people travelled to Myanmar unaware of this. The currency in Myanmar is Kyat – but you have to take US dollars. And not just any dollars – perfect dollars!

Make sure you have pristine, wrinkle/crease-free dollars, with no marks of smudges. Also, any notes with the following serial numbers will not be accepted: CB, BC or AB.

You can change your perfect dollars at your hotel (although keep that hush-hush) and laugh at the absurdity of the system as you receive the dirty, wrinkled local Kyat back. The Kyat is used for things like taxi’s and food, whereas the US dollars are used for hotels and corrupt things like the amplitude of ‘entry fees.’

Keep it simple and always have (perfect) dollars and Kyat on you at all times.

Dos and dont’s in Burma/Myanmar…

Do

. Talk to as many locals as possible. They are really genuine, lovely people who are really enthusiastic to learn about you and where you are from.

. Spread your cash and your cash exchanging around the country.

. Take protein bars, or peanut butter! the food servings are sparse.

. Take more money than you expect to spend. Myanmar has no cash machines and things certainly do add up here. I took $1500 and was very careful. I’m writing this on my final days here and I only have $100 left.

. If you desire to go to a place that you need permission for – arrange it as early as possible. Most permits take two weeks to be approved and you can only have 28 days maximum in Burma.

. Smile, you’ll look out of place if you don’t.

Don’t

. Give money to beggars – you’ll create a culture of begging. Instead, don’t throw away that extra bit of food that you can’t handle in the restaurant. Ask to have it in a takeaway box and give the rest of your food instead.

. Compromise the locals with saucy questions about their corrupt government. If they wish to discuss the state of affairs, they will start the conversation.

. Travel through a package tour company – travel independently instead. It’s pretty much impossible to not let any of your money go to the regime, but one way to really have them living it up, eating 15 oz rump steaks, while their own people go without electricity is by booking through a tour company!  Haha, JUST as I wrote that, the 5 hour power cut ended – creepy!

. Take photographs when on a train. The army and police travel on the train and they make a fuss if you do – it’s really not worth the hassle.

. Expect to get a sim card for your phone. (Power has just went out again, have a torch in my mouth shining at the laptop).

Useful Phrases in Burmese (Spelt Phonetically)

Ming-er-le-bar! (Hello)

Je-zoo-bay (Thank you)

Je-zoo-demba-day (Thank you very much)

La-tay *pronounced the same way you would describe the milky, French coffee* (Beautiful)

Da-da! (Goodbye) *Easy if you’re English, because it’s similar to “ta-ta.”

Ne-may-blue-col-air? ( What is your name?)

Nengo-lah? (How are you?)

Nengo-day! (I am well, thanks!)

Resources for Burma/Myanmar that I watched/read:

Movie – ‘The Lady.’ – Gets you up to speed with the whole Aung San Suu Kyi story – but the acting is generally awful.

Books – ‘The River of Lost Footsteps’ by Thant Myint-U – Hardcore history lesson of Burma.

P.S. – Next travel post is a suggested itinerary for Burma. 🙂



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13 comments

  1. Catalina Ospina Reply

    No need for facebook updates to make us hate you with envy… this “planning” posts will do the trick! I cant wait to visit (any place) in southeast Asia.
    And by the way… I’m moving! From Berlin to Edinburgh. not until October though but I guess I’ll need to write a post about it 😉

    1. Anthony Reply

      I hate you now! 😛 xx

  2. Lissie Reply

    People show up not knowing about the US$ thing – that’s freaking amazing! I do disagree re changing money at a hotel though – everything I’ve read suggests that the official bank rate is better than anything you’re get elsewhere, including the black market and hotels

    1. Anthony Reply

      Hey Lissie,

      I think getting in changed at the bank feeds more corruption and the rate is much better in a hotel anyway. Of course it’s impossible to not fund the wrong people in some kind of way during a visit to Burma though

  3. Macca Reply

    Interesting read mate, I’m sure this would be a help to any future visitors to Burma.

    Why is there a picture of Amresh on Ali’s stag weekend in your blog?

    1. Anthony Reply

      Ghost of the “lick da fire,” mate…

  4. Daniel McBane - Funny Travel Stories Reply

    The money advice is very, VERY important. Bring more than enough brand-new dollars and don’t change them at a bank. When I was there, the official government rate was under 10 Kyat to US$1, while the black market rate was just under 900. If I had changed my money in a bank, I would have been paying around $30 for a bottle of water!

    1. Lissie Reply

      That’s changed the bank rate is now better than the black market, the US$ is still true though

    2. Anthony Reply

      Yes mate,

      Veeeeeeeery important – can’t hammer this one home enough!

  5. Karina Reply

    FYI:
    Air Asia now has flights to Mandalay!!
    The area surrounding Monywa (NorthWest) of Mandalay is probably to coolest place in Burma with sooooo much to see and do,
    DONT miss the Chin villages! It’s an absolute nightmare to get there (of course I can tell you how) and it will take you a minimum of 4 days to spend 1 day there. But if you don’t see it now, you NEVER will it again as the tattoed women are now very elderly and most where already struggling when I was there in May. One of the most exotic and surreal moments of my life.
    Also, helpful tip for connecting with locals: Bring your local currency in the smallest bills your country has, many people would love to trade anything they are selling for your bill (no matter what its worth). Many women will also trade for anything from hairclips to makeup. I gave away everything I had.

    1. Anthony Reply

      Hey Karina,

      Wow – since when? I could have SWORN I looked all night 😛 ugggggggh, I heard bout the tattooed woman and gutted I never got to see her – which village is she from? Great tips too!! 😀 Thank you.

      1. Lissie Reply

        Since about next week I think- not every day, and fairly heavily booked now!

        1. Anthony Reply

          Enjoy! 🙂