Czech Republic Vs Slovakia

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In the heart of Eastern Europe, there lies two countries locked together going by the name of ‘Czech Republic’ and ‘Slovakia.’ Back in the day, they used to be together as one and named ‘Czechoslovakia.’

One fateful day in 1993, Czech Republic turned to Slovakia and said; “we need to talk.” Slovakia replied with; “it’s not you, it’s me.” Czech Republic told Slovakia she now; “loved him more as a brother, than a lover,” and that she felt Slovakia “didn’t listen to her feelings” any more, and alas they decided to call it a day.

It’s unknown if they had hot and steamy breakup sex, or who kept the “Wham” LP collection!

And as cruel as life can sometimes be, there is generally a winner and a loser after a breakup. One party moves onto bigger and better things, while the other struggles to come to terms with the split that little bit more.

My little mission: To find out the winner and loser of the Czechoslovakia breakup!

Obviously after only a few days in each of the capital cities isn’t exactly a fair review, but I thought it’d be interesting to see a little difference while I’m over here. I’ve only been here 10 minutes and I’ve had a hooker grab my cock and ask “Do you like me?”

I don’t think I can judge it on that, really.

I feel I’ve maybe been a little harsh on Prague as it’s hard to enjoy anywhere when you are ill, not to mention my British counterparts molesting the beautiful place whilst drunk.

And so my next journey on this super-fast euro journey is Bratislava.

 

Ever been to Bratislava? Know any cool places?



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7 comments

  1. Scott Reply

    Scotty does know!

    1. Anthony Reply

      Hahaha well it’s about time he found out!

      1. Scott Reply

        in a side note, it wasn’t til like 2 years ago and probably seeing this video like 20 times that I figured out that was Matt Damon.

        1. Anthony Reply

          Haha me too!! They never played the song though 🙁

  2. Dean McKenna Reply

    “She was disgusting and I’m pretty offended that SHE thought I’d have to pay HER instead of the other way round!!”

    Here’s a reframe: at least it wasn’t a trannie!

    1. Anthony Reply

      Haha Dean mate I’m not really sure what “it” was, but it wasn’t pretty!

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